tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47195082440802935502024-03-07T21:31:30.443-08:00Tales from the Pickle JarJust a single gal in the big, bad dating world.Picklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01505750759389386831noreply@blogger.comBlogger113125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4719508244080293550.post-22717734936909367252011-07-29T05:41:00.000-07:002011-07-29T06:25:50.623-07:00How many of us have them?Friends.<br /><br />When I was a child I did not give much thought to the act of making friends. A plethora of candidates were at my disposal each and every day from the second I stepped onto the bus stop until I walked in my door that afternoon. My brother and I were also lucky enough to grow up in a neighborhood (and a time period) where playing outside until the street lights came on was an almost nightly occurrence. We were supplied with a built in click, with kids our age at almost every house on our block. There was never a shortage of friends to play with or things to do.<br /><br />Work? Friendships never required work. Except for maybe convincing our parents to drive us places. Boys? Now those were some tricky suckers.<br /><br />Today the game has changed. The entire concept of friendship has changed. "Friends" are made in an instant with a simple request on Facebook. All it takes is a brief meeting or a common connection and BOOM, friends. We have hundreds of friends on Facebook, but how many of those people really live up to the name of friend? I would venture to say a handful.<br /><br />It used to be that guys were foreign and we would lean on our girls who were always there for us. Some of us even took our girlfriends for granted - casting them aside when a new and interesting beau entered the picture. I definitely learned that lesson the hard way. What I am getting at with all of this, is that there comes a point in every girl's life when she realizes that her relationships with her girlfriends require just as much work and effort as her relationships with guys. We are not thrust together every day because of school or work. We lose friends we thought we'd always have. When we're young we barely notice, when we're older, it can be heartbreaking. People move out of state or to the suburbs, get married, have babies. Plans need to be made in advance then be followed through with. Sounds easy. Not always.<br /><br />As I've entered a new phase of life this year, these realizations regarding friendships have hit me hard. I no longer work in the advertising field with a collection of people my age readily available to make plans with: happy hours, concerts, and/or nights at the movies. I go to school with kids that are 10+ years my junior. I work with one woman who is my mother's age. Though a very nice lady, her and I are not exactly making weekend plans. I have been living with my boyfriend for two years so we are content in our home and not going out to bars on the weekends anymore.<br /><br />So I have been doing my best to make a conscious effort to make plans with my friends. I have a hodge podge of girlfriends that I have met from all over - one I grew up with, one I went to high school with, one I went to middle school with, a handful I worked with, then a couple I met randomly. Basically, I do not have one big group of girlfriends, I have a group that are scattered from various experiences in my life.<br /><br />At the age of thirty, it is hard to believe this is new ground for me, but I am learning to navigate and so far, doing OK.Picklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01505750759389386831noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4719508244080293550.post-25764880126472760862011-06-22T08:41:00.001-07:002011-06-22T08:42:55.054-07:00I miss you, old blogI mean it. I think of you from time to time. I visit, scan old posts, giggle at myself, curse myself, the usual.<br /><br />Then I tell myself I need to pay more attention to you. Actively. Things may be different in my life, but I still have stories to tell. Change is inevitable.<br /><br />So I am putting down in words that soon, very soon, the pickle jar will be revisited.Picklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01505750759389386831noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4719508244080293550.post-14907363201461327102010-09-08T13:12:00.000-07:002010-09-08T13:17:48.321-07:00Sweet Victory!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9MmybVjk160/TIfvGt0SmgI/AAAAAAAABLQ/9Qmn02bscUU/s1600/All+Over+The+Map.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 212px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9MmybVjk160/TIfvGt0SmgI/AAAAAAAABLQ/9Qmn02bscUU/s320/All+Over+The+Map.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5514639167395633666" border="0" /></a><br />In the past...and I mean waaaay back, <a href="http://inquitethepickle.blogspot.com/2008/08/author-crush.html">I mentioned my love for a certain author and her travel memoir that stole my heart.</a> Laura Fraser, An Italian Affair. I stalked her webpage on and off for years since her debut in 2001, holding onto the glimmer of hope she would write another book. Alas, she has.<br /><br /><a href="http://search.barnesandnoble.com/All-over-the-Map/Laura-Fraser/e/9780307450630/?itm=6&USRI=all+over+the+map">All Over the Map</a> is out and I can't wait to get my hot little hands on it!Picklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01505750759389386831noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4719508244080293550.post-49606096625061539682010-09-08T12:52:00.000-07:002010-09-08T13:04:02.549-07:00Coupled ConundrumIt's been silent around here for over a year. What I have been doing during the past year? Co-habitating. And other business as usual.<br /><br />Is it normal that I feel a lack of inspiration to write when I am coupled up? The majority of the writing I did in the past was on rainy days, late nights, cold nights or during the random times a thought would hit me I would feel the need to flush out. All when I was living alone. Solitary me stroking away at my lap top. If the subject of everything I wrote about was being single, I could see how I'd stumble upon a lack of material...but that wasn't the case. At least not entirely.<br /><br />These days, there's always something to do at the house. The three dogs can be a legitimate three-ring circus. If I'm not cleaning, I'm reading, gardening, cooking, hanging out with the boy, running errands or stealing time with the girls. Rarely do I sit motionless or find time that the house is silent for me to think creatively and write.<br /><br />I miss it. I read back on my old posts and at times find myself missing the quiet solitary life I once led. I am happy where I am, don't get me wrong, but there is something pretty great about being on one's own. I highly recommend it.<br /><br />I'm hoping my writing makes a come back as I embark on a life change in the next few months. I do realize I may have to change the name of this blog because, well, it's basically false advertising. I may still get into a pickle now and again, I'm still me of course, but I'm not out in the big, bad dating world anymore. Oooh, and my about me section may have to change as unfortunately, I'm about to be out of my twenties. Oy.Picklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01505750759389386831noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4719508244080293550.post-25616169039321060632009-08-26T09:11:00.001-07:002009-09-02T09:16:03.878-07:00What a difference a talk makes<p>First and foremost, thank you to all who commented or emailed me about my <a href="http://overflowing.tumblr.com/post/162434038/first-setback">previous post</a>.</p> <p>With that said, following my post I immediately started bickering with the boy. Fighting. Not realizing at the time why. After bickering with him Friday night so much so, that I told him I didn’t want to move anything at all I just wanted to chill at my place alone, I realized I was fighting with him out of fear. The fighting was making me more afraid. “I” being the common denominator in all of this. I am doing it all to myself and to him and I. I can’t continue to sabotage us or there will be no more us.</p> <p>I went over there Saturday unannounced. I used my key. He was in the shower. I went in the bathroom and sat on the edge of the garden tub. I poured it all out. I told him what I was doing and why. How I didn’t want to do it anymore. I was sorry. He sat down in the shower and listened. He let me finish. Then he told me it would work. We will make it work. It’ll be hard at times. It’ll be bad sometimes. But he wants the bad with the good. He wants it all. And so do I. The second I started to cry he came out of the shower soaking wet, picked me up and hugged me. I was fully dressed and couldn’t have cared less. Then we made up.</p> <p>I must say, time and time again I underestimate him. I forget that with him I don’t <i>have</i> to keep all of my feelings and fears inside. I don’t have to fight with him in order to give myself space to figure things out. I can tell him I want some “me” time and he’lll say “OK.” I can talk to him about what is on my mind and he will listen. More than listen he will help. He will make the fear go away. It is going to take me a while to get used to how easy this can be if I just open up instead of trying to face it all on my own. It’s not my nature to look to anyone for reassurance or help. But I’m learning…</p>Picklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01505750759389386831noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4719508244080293550.post-19591820958427197952009-08-13T18:05:00.001-07:002009-08-13T18:05:29.916-07:00First setback<p>I experienced my first freak out today. One that has postponed my planned move in date with the boy.</p> <p>Today was the planned day for me to take Otis, my older dog, to my parent’s place to stay temporarily during the move and settling process.</p> <p><b>SIDENOTE:</b> <i>Otie has never handled change well. He stresses, and when he stresses he gets sick. Poor guy. He’s always been my special boy…even at less than a year old. He grew up at my parent’s place with my parent’s dogs so it is like his second home. My parent’s place is sort of a hotel for animals (all walks—they have 13 acres) so he’ll be happy as a clam. Much happier than he’ll be with the chaos of moving. </i><b>END SIDENOTE</b>.</p> <p>So the plan was to take Otis to the ‘rents place tonight so we could do the big, final move this weekend and settle. I’d have next weekend to clean my place and paint back the one accent wall I painted “Merlot” and the following weekend to tie up any loose ends and turn in my keys on Monday the 31st.Golden. Not so much.</p> <p>Last night I found myself thinking, “<i>This is the last time I’m going to sleep in this bed, alone, with Otis.”</i> <i>“This is the last late-night walk we’re going to go on in this neighborhood.” </i>Can’t lie, at one point I laid on the floor talking to him, petting him and crying a little. Then today I thought, <i>“This is the last time we’re going to go on these long after-work walks in this neighborhood” “This is the last time things will be simple, just me and my boy.” </i></p> <p>Basically, I’ve felt like everything I’m doing is for the last time, as if him or I are dying tomorrow. Minutes after hanging up the phone with my mom telling her I’m on my way, I broke into tears, called her back, and said I wasn’t coming. I’m not ready, I’ll do it next weekend. I want to spend one more week with him. Here. Why so soon? Why am I rushing? I can move next weekend, and clean, and paint. Sure. Just one more week in my one bedroom apartment with my boy. Freak. Out.</p> <p>With me, there’s always a deeper issue. Yes, I feel bad leaving my boy. Valid. I feel like I am abandoning him. But it’s temporary. Yes, he’ll have to adjust to the new diggs, new dogs, but he’s a dog. He’ll do it. So what’s really going on? Whelp, this is an ending for me, and and ending for me and Otis. It will no longer be just me and my boy. It has been him and I for the past 3 years (minus the past couple months since we’ve added Miss. Harlow to the mix). It took me a while to get used to it. Then even longer to imagine it any other way. He’s been with me through some tough times. He laid beside me on the nights I cried on the floor. He stuck his wet nose on me on the days I didn’t want to get out of bed. He has been my rock. I feel like we pulled through the break up of my past 5-year relationship together, we learned to live on our own together, (and now I feel like a retard for being so sentimental about my dog as if he’s a person, but it is what it is). My ex gave me Otis as a gift. We were Mommy and Daddy. But we moved on. Together.</p> <p>I’m proud of myself for getting over the heartbreak and learning to live on my own. It was rough. Extreme ups and downs. At times it felt like hell and boy was it a learning experience. One I’d never trade. One I’d do all over again.</p> <p>I guess I’m just a little afraid to let it all end. Up until this point I’ve been nothing but excited about this move. Now me, true to form, rethink everything. I know the boy is afraid I’m going to back out. I know he is. I’m not going to. But I am afraid. I’m sad to say goodbye to the life I’ve created for myself, alone. Is it OK to be happy for my future but sad to say goodbye to my past?</p> <p>Ugh, I just don’t want to say goodbye to my boy. Even temporarily. In my eyes, he represents so much to me. More than just a wrinkly cuddle bug and a cold, wet nose.</p> <p>So tonight was my first setback. Question is, will it be my last?</p>Picklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01505750759389386831noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4719508244080293550.post-80877120957995132092009-08-10T13:06:00.000-07:002009-08-10T13:08:18.337-07:00Crunch timeIt has finally hit me.<br /><p>This week is officially my last week in my apartment. More importantly, this is my last week living alone. Time to say goodbye to my quiet, calm routine. No more just me and the pups.</p> <p>Oh my gosh…it’s all really settling in.</p> <p>Can’t deny the fact that I’m freaking out just a wee bit over the loss of all my precious “me” time. I realize I’m gaining a lot in the trade and I still will have time to myself. It’s just the changes that will occur with going from having lived alone for 3 years to living with someone, (and that someone being a guy) makes me slightly nervous.</p> <p>Breathe Laura. Just breathe.</p><p>In honor of this revelation, I've done what I do best. That's right, I've created a list. </p><p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Things that will not change just because I am moving in with my boyfriend and quite possibly fear his judgment:</span><br /></p><ul><li>Eating cereal at night and sometimes for dinner. And not just any cereal, sugary, bad-for-me cereal like my <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">favs</span>: Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Cocoa Pebbles and Honey Nut Cheerios.</li><li>Watching cheesy movies on ABC Family on the weekends.</li><li>Having a window near me slightly open even though the air conditioning is on just because I like to feel a natural breeze.</li><li>Singing to the dogs. Most of which are songs I’<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">ve</span> made up.</li><li>Stopping at Target on the way home from work at least 2-3 times a week because I “need” something. I just do!</li><li>Listening to my “All time <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">FAV</span>” <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">iPod</span> mix which consists of embarrassing songs from the 80s, some Disney tunes and a lot of Dirty Dancing and Grease tracks.</li><li>Macaroni and Cheese and chicken fingers for dinner on nights I’m lazy and just want to eat what I want to eat.</li><li>Running in the AM - no boy will keep me in bed! (OK, sometimes).</li><li>Taking the dogs on daily walks even though I now would have the luxury of a fenced in yard. They need their walks.</li><li>Popping in old Sex and The City episodes and sometimes the movie whenever I see fit.</li><li>Listening to old school hip hop and ghetto rap while I get ready to go out. And if I’m being honest, dancing a bit in the process. </li><li>Visiting the library more than any normal person should and at times emailing with my librarian. </li><li>Having the TV on mute while I read on the couch and sometimes have my <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">iPod</span> playing. Just because I can. </li><li>And finally, not because he’ll judge me but for me, I do not want to change the amount of time I spend with my girlfriends and on things I do for myself. May sound easy but it’s always been my biggest obstacle. In the past I’<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">ve</span> allowed boyfriends to become my whole world. Now, I’d like him to be a large part of it and keep my other parts in tact. </li></ul>Picklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01505750759389386831noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4719508244080293550.post-41140104963919685192009-07-17T06:56:00.001-07:002009-07-17T06:58:50.680-07:00These are my confessions<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9MmybVjk160/SmCDW35kQQI/AAAAAAAAAZY/wIcoBwmCONY/s1600-h/QyGOt5dgop9o6vpzEpqRoMako1_400.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 263px; height: 262px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9MmybVjk160/SmCDW35kQQI/AAAAAAAAAZY/wIcoBwmCONY/s320/QyGOt5dgop9o6vpzEpqRoMako1_400.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5359427985556652290" border="0" /></a>I must confess, I’ve been keeping something from you my friends. This is probably already clear considering my cryptic previous post. Whelp, I'm here to shed a wee bit of light.<br /><p>I’ve been seeing someone during my one-month hiatus and it just got serious. We’ve decided to move in together. We almost made the leap this time a year ago but I freaked out and renewed my lease at the last minute. Now, I’m so ready and so excited.</p><p>(My fear came from having lived with The Ex once before and it obviously not working out. Three years later, I’m over that fear. Not to mention, over The Ex ruling my life's decisions).</p> I’ve been living by myself for three years and I’ve loved it but I gotta admit, I’m excited to come home to someone, go grocery shopping with someone and just do nothing with someone. Guess that means I’m finally ready! Wish me luck!Picklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01505750759389386831noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4719508244080293550.post-57174461367856248152009-07-15T10:25:00.000-07:002009-07-17T06:59:34.948-07:00When the Santa Ana winds blow<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9MmybVjk160/Sl94NiS0IzI/AAAAAAAAAZQ/9h6MD8rPIWY/s1600-h/theholidaypubk.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 286px; height: 218px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9MmybVjk160/Sl94NiS0IzI/AAAAAAAAAZQ/9h6MD8rPIWY/s320/theholidaypubk.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5359134255533531954" border="0" /></a>I once heard from a critically-acclaimed, timeless, classic movie that when the Santa Ana winds blow, anything can happen.<br /><br />OK, maybe it was the star-studded cast of <span style="font-style: italic;">The Holiday</span>, but hey, I love that movie and in my DVD library, it's a classic.<br /><br />My point? I may be on the East Coast, but I'm willing to bet those winds are whipping up a storm over there. Pure clarity has entered my life and replaced the hoards of doubt. Drastic changes are occurring and I could not be happier about them.<br /><br />Winds, just keep on blowing.Picklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01505750759389386831noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4719508244080293550.post-35134706262372111582009-06-10T12:42:00.000-07:002009-06-10T12:54:54.565-07:00DroughtI'm not sure what's wrong with me, hell, I'm not sure if there is anything wrong with me. What I am sure of is the fact that I suck at relationships. If you can even call them that. Anything I'm involved in rarely makes it far enough to warrant the use of the label "relationship" because the second they start to resemble one I internally freak out and crawl into a hole until the other person, after much probing, is forced to retreat.<br /><br />It wasn't always this way. I used to be that girl that was never single. Up until three years ago I was always in a relationship. Once upon a time I had to put in actual work to remain single and I never succeeded. Always I fell into another relationship.<br /><br />OK, I've had "boyfriends" in the past three years, but they only acquired that label after I tired of fighting to apply it. I gave in. And even then those boyfriends were guys that came to me. That I just gave a shot because I felt like it was what I should've been doing. What the hell, why not, you know? People (and by people I mean friends, family, etc) would find comfort in the fact that I was moving on. I had someone. I wasn't just alone. I wasn't just stuck on him. On the ending of us. But the truth is, as much as I've dated and as many guys as I've been involved with, I've never been all in with any of them in the past three years. I've never been all about anyone. I haven't gotten excited about anyone. No one.<br /><br />At times this upsets me because I feel like time is just flying by and I've been single for so long (though as I mentioned I haven't technically been single that long, but seriously, in my eyes I feel as though I have. I guess because the relationship I had three years ago lasted for five, we lived together, it was serious. I don't consider something a relationship unless it's serious). At times I worry I should be meeting people, be involved. At times I feel life is passing me by. At times I want to do all of those couple things.<br /><br />The problem is, I have no interest in doing them with just anyone. I want to have high standards and high hopes from now on. No more settling for who happens to come to me. <br /><br />Hence, the drought.Picklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01505750759389386831noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4719508244080293550.post-70669224670797534352009-05-15T07:37:00.000-07:002009-05-15T07:52:38.867-07:00Stars align?<p><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span>I love the house I grew up in. I lived there for 17 years before my parents moved and every memory of my childhood occured within those walls, among those trees, around that neighborhood. I had a great childhood, needless to say. I still, still to this day, am disappointed that my parents ever sold that house and moved. It broke my heart then and still pinches it a wee bit today. I've always said that if it went on the market, I’d buy it (somehow). The current owners were at my old neighbor's wedding and I even told them this...to let me know if they ever plan to sell. Well, that day has officially arrived.<br /></p> <p>I discovered last night that the house I grew up in just went on the market. As in this week. I had no idea it would happen seemingly so soon (though it has in fact been 10 years). I did not find out because the owners contacted me. I found out because the guy who has been in my life on and off for 13 years is house shopping and came across this gem. He knows how much I love that house (he knew me when I lived there) and how much I would love to own it.</p><p>So he wanted to let me know that today he was going to look into purchasing it in the hopes that I would live there with him and finally just settle down with him. This guy is a no nonsense guy so I know he’s doing it. Sure enough, I looked up the address myself this morning and there it was. For Sale.</p> <p>In a strange way, or maybe an obvious way I’m not sure yet, I find it kind of romantic. I seem to be contemplating it.</p> <p>Theeen the old me steps in and freaks the eff out. I’m just so intrigued to see how this unfolds…</p>Picklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01505750759389386831noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4719508244080293550.post-27305291412981181872009-05-14T13:45:00.000-07:002009-05-14T13:54:45.705-07:00Tool bag<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9MmybVjk160/SgyEpQkkpAI/AAAAAAAAAX8/_KJ_IFQqcpM/s1600-h/CLC1529.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 195px; height: 195px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9MmybVjk160/SgyEpQkkpAI/AAAAAAAAAX8/_KJ_IFQqcpM/s320/CLC1529.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335785502885061634" border="0" /></a><br /><p>So one of my exes from almost 9 years ago STILL randomly emails me. Get over it guy, right?</p><p> He’s one of those bad exes. The one that you learned the most from and by learn I mean you learned what you DON’T want. He’s the one you look back at and wonder why the eff you stayed with him for so long and then remember it was because you were young. You move on swearing to never do that again. You move on, but they never do.</p> <p>So, I’m convinced he tracked down my email by first finding out where I work and then learning that our email addresses are simply our first and last names. You can find this ish out on the world wide web my friends. Easily.</p> <p>He’s been sending me two-liner emails to my work address for the past 5 years. Once, he even invited me to Cancun, all expense paid. Please note, I lived with my then boyfriend of 4 years at the time. To that he said, “I can help you figure out something to tell what’s-his-name.” Yeah, he’s that guy.</p> <p>So my last email from him was in February to which I did not respond. More often than not, I don’t. But this time I responded for my own selfish reasons.</p> <p>See the thing is, he was an ass. And every time he was an ass he bought me something nice in an attempt to make up for it. You know his kind. His mom is/was the Vice President of a pretty big jewelry store around here so he got the hook up. For real. As did I. I have a piece of jewelry, watch, you name it for every time this tool effed up. And now? Whelp, the stuff is just no good to me. I don’t want it. (Well, most of it. I’m keeping the Movado watch, diamond stud earrings and diamond pendant because they never go outta style). But the rest? I’m trying to sell it for some cash.<br /></p><p>When I ask around about where I should go to get the most bang for my buck (this stuff is good stuff and I’m not trying to get ripped off by one of those Cash 4 Gold joints), everyone names his mom’s jewelry store. I know that’s the best place to go but I’m not trying to stroll in there with stuff to sell, run into her and have to explain how I’m selling back all the stuff her son bought me. That’s just awkward.</p> <p>Sooo, I nonchalantly responded to the message he sent me today asking if she still worked there and made up some story about how I had been needing to go in there and wanted to know if I should ask for her and say hello.</p> <p>SCORE! She doesn’t. He just responded saying she was laid off 2 months ago. Damn. Then of course ended his note, in true fashion, “What do you need to go to a jewelry store for, a wedding ring?</p> <p>Douche.</p>Picklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01505750759389386831noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4719508244080293550.post-72971210134433247762009-05-07T13:31:00.000-07:002009-05-07T14:22:08.667-07:00I'm convinced: Johnny Castle cursed my love life.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9MmybVjk160/SgNGq0I_hwI/AAAAAAAAAX0/cdylO4fc0uo/s1600-h/Dirty-Dancing-movie-01.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9MmybVjk160/SgNGq0I_hwI/AAAAAAAAAX0/cdylO4fc0uo/s320/Dirty-Dancing-movie-01.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333184085101610754" border="0" /></a>I'm a child of the 80s so I grew up on this movie. Along with every other starry-eyed, optimistic, love-filled girl my age, (and I'm sure some boys), <span style="font-style: italic;">Dirty Dancing</span> was my favorite movie.<br /><br />My parents never bought VHS tapes when I was a kid but we were fully stocked with blank tapes and took full advantage of that record button on the VCR; scrambling to pop a tape in when a good movie started and then threatening the lives of anyone in the household should they even THINK about touching the clicker for at LEAST two hours. This particular VHS tape got a lot of air time. My friends and I reenacted the dance scenes. Or tried to. Who didn't try the lifts every summer in the pool? To this day I tear up when <span style="font-style: italic;">"She's Like the Wind"</span> starts to play and Johnny pulls away, gravel flying. I still get giddy with goosebumps when he comes back and him and Baby show <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Kellerman's</span> how it's done. Then I smile when Dr. Houseman apologizes to Johnny. <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">OK</span>, enough. We all know this is a timeless classic.<br /><br />Then it hit me this weekend when my favorite station on TV, ABC Family, (don't judge) aired Dirty Dancing. I still have a huge crush on Johnny Castle. And he, my friends, is the culprit.<br /><br />Johnny is the root of all my bad boy tendencies. I'm convinced. Growing up, Prince Charming did nothing for this girl. But Johnny, oh Johnny. He fights for Baby and even for Penny. Nobody talks smack about his girls and we all know nobody puts Baby in a corner. He breaks car windows with poles when he can't find his keys and drives too fast in the rain. He has interesting stories of how unfortunate he was as a kid and how he works so hard just to make ends meet. He's got depth. And he can move, oh man can he move. His body isn't so bad either.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9MmybVjk160/SgNGMmgL_jI/AAAAAAAAAXs/p21QiwYHZg0/s1600-h/Dirty-Dancing-movie-03.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9MmybVjk160/SgNGMmgL_jI/AAAAAAAAAXs/p21QiwYHZg0/s320/Dirty-Dancing-movie-03.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333183566044724786" border="0" /></a></div> Falling for Johnny Castle at the tender age of 7 or 8 really set me up for a lifetime of disappointment when it comes to guys and love. All throughout life the good guys have always bored me. They never held my attention for very long. I've always enjoyed a guy who's a little rough around the edges, who's got a story to tell and is willing to fight for me..sometimes literally. I can't help it, I like it. I need a little bit of edge to keep me interested. And you know who I blame? Johnny Castle.<br /><br />But the problem is, Johnny is a bad boy with a good heart. He fights the bad guys for the right reasons. He wants to do good and he knows how to be respectful when he needs to be. Most importantly, he recognizes a good thing when he sees it and he isn't afraid. He doesn't let his ego get in his own way. And whelp, bad boys like him just don't exist in the real world.<br /><br />Bad boys in the real world are just bad.Picklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01505750759389386831noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4719508244080293550.post-88352557533257375992009-04-29T07:26:00.000-07:002009-04-29T09:36:26.659-07:00Free time = trouble<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9MmybVjk160/SfiCA0lrd2I/AAAAAAAAAXk/uSSS572I2rQ/s1600-h/shutterstock_3498188-summer-reading.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 242px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9MmybVjk160/SfiCA0lrd2I/AAAAAAAAAXk/uSSS572I2rQ/s320/shutterstock_3498188-summer-reading.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330153109621274466" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">Fortunately </span>for me there was an <span style="font-style: italic;">unfortunate </span>water main break yesterday right by my building in the city in which I work. I got the call to turn around and go home when I was just halfway there. Our building was shutting down. It was a glorious day so needless to say I was pretty pumped for an unexpected day off. This white girl could use some sun and by a stroke of luck I scored a pretty sweet patch of afternoon sunlight right on my very own balcony. Visions of my beach chair, a glass of iced tea, a book and the pooch immediately flooded my mind. Ah.<br /><br />How sweet it would be if these things could be planned though. I had gone to a baseball game after work the night before and stayed out pretty late. Sure would've been nice to sleep in. The game in itself was fabulous. I'm not a big baseball fan per say. Never do I catch a game on TV. But being there, the environment and all things-baseball related, I adore. Monday's game was picture perfect. Glorious weather, a hot dog and a beer, some peanuts, and front row seats at the third base line. No better way to watch a game...even if our team did lose.<br /><br />In a perfect world the universe would have alerted me to my day off just prior to the moment I set my alarm to wake up the next morning. Oh well, we may not be able to have it all but I <span style="font-style: italic;">did</span> have the day off and there are certain perks to having my butt up early and out the door before 9am. This girl can't nap so I was up. Period. Plenty of time to get things done.<br /><br />Or plenty of free time to get myself into trouble?<br /><br />First things first, I went home and changed then high-tailed it to the gym. During the day is my favorite time to hit up the gym...there's hardly anyone there. I had a great workout then went next door to Trader Joe's for some groceries including sushi for lunch. Love <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">TJ's</span>. Love.<br /><br />So I went home and did a bunch of stuff around the apartment before making my fantasy into a reality by putting on my bathing suit and laying out in the afternoon sun with my book. Then, my phone rings. Adult crush.<br /><br />Adult crush who I've talked to here and there since the ESP visit. Adult crush who had his first day at the police academy that day, also in the city, also let out early. What to do with our newly found free time? Well, it.<br /><br />Yes, it. He came over and we stopped being friends who hung out and chatted. It had been 7 months since that had gone down between us. Yes, we've kissed since then but that's it. I'm not sure why it happened but I know that the second I told him he could come over, I knew it was going to.<br /><br />I have no feelings of regret (yet). And maybe it's because the worst is over and I'm not looking for anything more from him. I have a very "whatever" attitude about it all. I'm single! Maybe it was the warm summer-like air. Or maybe, just maybe, this girl can't afford to have any unexpected day offs that equal free time to misbehave. Sure was fun though....Picklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01505750759389386831noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4719508244080293550.post-39260504503660993522009-04-21T06:47:00.000-07:002009-04-21T07:22:53.746-07:00Everyone has ESP but me<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9MmybVjk160/Se3WiS1xgBI/AAAAAAAAAXU/2hh22RQJZlI/s1600-h/Y7IwFUm5nmj0g8kc2K1rRcOBo1_500.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9MmybVjk160/Se3WiS1xgBI/AAAAAAAAAXU/2hh22RQJZlI/s320/Y7IwFUm5nmj0g8kc2K1rRcOBo1_500.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5327149818910441490" border="0" /></a><span class="mceItemHidden">I hadn't thought of you since you moved. Well, barely. OK, I've thought of you, but I definitely hadn't thought of calling you or talking to you. I simply thought of you fondly as being a part of my past. Finally.<br /></span><p><span class="mceItemHidden">So why do you bring yourself to my present JUST as I've finally accomplished this? You sense this little fact don't you?! You sense and must destroy. <span class="mceItemHiddenSpellWord"></span></span><br /></p>I can't say no so I agree to get together to catch up. I let you come over after you get off work. You still work down the street even though you live much further away. I'm on your way home. All we do is talk and catch up. I thought for sure you'd mention how I hadn't attempted to keep in touch since you moved. I thought for sure you'd ask me about other guys like you always do. But you didn't. You just wanted to talk about what's been going on in each of our lives since you left. You were genuine. You've missed doing this with me, I can tell. We had one of those talks where it felt like so much time had gone by and so much had happened.<br /><br />Then you stretch it into the next day...always trying to linger. You ask if you can stop by to take a shower after work before heading to the gym...it's on the way. Is that necessary? A shower <span style="font-style: italic;">before </span>the gym? Probably not.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Lingering.</span><br /><br />And I always allow you to.Picklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01505750759389386831noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4719508244080293550.post-1729117005999728432009-04-15T12:08:00.000-07:002009-04-15T12:22:45.541-07:00Halle-freakin'-lujah<p>Maybe I’m the last one on God's green Earth to figure this out, but I don’t care because I just did. I’ve finally discovered how to hide people from your news feed on Facebook and I'm thanking the almighty Lord for this discovery of bountiful proportions.<br /></p><p>Finally, no more infestations on my homepage of The Ex and his new girlfriend at a wedding or on a lovely trip. I’ve officially hidden all the people who could do this to me, including his sisters.</p> <p>Yes, I understand I could just not accept their friendship but these people are/were mutual friends of ours. I’m too nice to reject people.</p> <p>So alas, our friendship is intact yet I never have to see what you do, what you post, what you say.</p> <p>Hallelujah.</p><p>*This discovery occurred after yet another, facebook attack today. Different friend, different event, same feeling of sickness in my stomach and anger everywhere else. God, I need to get over this anger.<br /></p>Picklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01505750759389386831noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4719508244080293550.post-33164540953508272382009-04-14T12:08:00.000-07:002009-04-14T13:59:53.478-07:00Tuesday shmoozday<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9MmybVjk160/SeTpvKTY-VI/AAAAAAAAAXM/iPAH8m_A67A/s1600-h/cameron_diaz103.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9MmybVjk160/SeTpvKTY-VI/AAAAAAAAAXM/iPAH8m_A67A/s320/cameron_diaz103.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5324637655887575378" border="0" /></a>I'm so excited for the weekend. Which is bad, because it's only Tuesday. But good because the anticipation for it is keeping me in a good mood despite the horrid "spring" weather outside. It's rainy and all around icky out there but I don't care. The weekend is going to be glorious. Weather <span style="font-style: italic;">and</span> company that is.<br /><br />My younger cousin is recently single and I'm so happy for her new-found independence. She needed to go out there and get it. I never told her this, mind you, but I'm basking in her happiness and totally excited for her. And whelp, I'm ready to do my part and take her out so we can get into some serious trouble together; old school style. Well, maybe new school. Oh, back in the day I would stuff her bra and do her make up so she could get into the 18 and up clubs. She was 12. Those were the days.<br /><br />So she's packing a bag and coming to my place Friday and I'm just downright giddy about it. I'm thinking dinner and drinks...<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">lotsa</span> drinks...and dancing. Not to mention some 70 degree weather. Love.<br /><br />This Sunday I have another 5K race. Reach Out and Run (ROAR) to benefit Hopewell Cancer Support. I'm pretty excited and totally ready.<br /><br />So Saturday I'll be sure to fully recoup via brunch with my cuz, some DVD watching (I plan to have <span style="font-style: italic;">Vicky Christina Barcelona</span> in my possession), picking up my race pack, hitting up Loehmanns for some new jeans (I have a $25 reward certificate) and relaxing with the pooch.<br /><br />Oh weekend, just get here please. Now what to wear....?Picklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01505750759389386831noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4719508244080293550.post-50198016671711140392009-04-11T10:36:00.000-07:002009-04-14T13:53:56.269-07:00Top night<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9MmybVjk160/SeDX_5rgA9I/AAAAAAAAAXE/xZp7j8yv7HQ/s1600-h/102708173_07108b6a9a.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9MmybVjk160/SeDX_5rgA9I/AAAAAAAAAXE/xZp7j8yv7HQ/s320/102708173_07108b6a9a.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5323492252366930898" border="0" /></a>I had a great night last night. As suspected, on nights I'm incredibly excited to go out, I get considerably drunk significantly early. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Sooo</span>, needless to say, by roughly 11pm I was chugging ice waters in an attempt to sober up. I love, love, love going out with the boys but BOY do they go hard with the shots. Shot of choice? The Goose. Grey Goose that is. I've developed an affinity for it. But the Goose lives up to it's rep and gets this girl loose. Fun times.<br /><br />So it was my turn to need to be taken care of last night. Someone had to sober me up, drive my car, check on me. Once I was home, I was on my own. What did I do with my alone time? I had a friend over, duh.<br /><br />Nothing shady, no worries. Just a little cuddling and kissing on the couch. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Lotsa</span> talking till 4am. And it was an oldie...a guy I used to date roughly, oh, 2+ years ago for about 6-8 months. We remain in constant contact and always have. His doing really. He's a good guy. Always sorta on the back burner trying to get back in for another shot. It was a fun little make-out session to top off the top night.<br /><br />Now I have <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">sooo</span> much to do today since I've been away so long but I can't get my butt off the couch. It's raining, so basically the weather is screaming "Stay inside and do nothing!"<br /><br />Ah, well.Picklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01505750759389386831noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4719508244080293550.post-22322394597791992652009-04-10T11:38:00.000-07:002009-04-10T11:45:41.964-07:00Home sweet homeWell, almost. I'm headed back home today...just after I feed the horses for the evening. I love spending time with my mother, she's great, really. I made her watch Twilight with me today. She liked it. Pretty sure another has been converted (stop judging).<br /><br />Oh, I'm just oh so ready to get back. I keep thinking of all I need to do when I get there. Check on the cat (obviously), I know he misses us like crazy. Laundry. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Lotsa</span> laundry. Grocery shop, get my nails done, return my library books, get new books, ugh. Because Sunday I'm turning right back around and heading up this way for Easter.<br /><br />But, rather then do all of those things when I get home, I'm hopping in the shower and getting dressed up to go out tonight. I've spent the last 3 1/2 days in sweats, barn clothes and boots with my hair tied back in pony tail and I'm ready for some lip gloss, heels and couple of drinks. I'm even contemplating gold peep toes and a gold clutch tonight...<span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">ooh</span>, with a new deep purple top, skinny jeans and a cropped black jacket. Can you tell I'm itching?<br /><br />Yeah, I'll get to all those obligatory things on Saturday. That's what the weekends are for, right? Right.<br /><br />Happy Easter everyone!Picklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01505750759389386831noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4719508244080293550.post-71447801716890779672009-04-09T10:19:00.001-07:002009-04-14T13:56:50.194-07:00Mom sitting<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9MmybVjk160/Sd40nSbs5eI/AAAAAAAAAW0/mlAM6T9XehU/s1600-h/LexHorseFarm.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 179px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9MmybVjk160/Sd40nSbs5eI/AAAAAAAAAW0/mlAM6T9XehU/s320/LexHorseFarm.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322749659166074338" border="0" /></a>For the past 3 days I've been staying at my parent's place out in the middle of nowhere. I'm taking care of my Mom and the farm. The farm which consists of 5 horses (one of which is a baby), a miniature donkey, 2 dogs and a shit ton of geese and chickens. Yeah, I'm trudging it to the barn every morning at 8am and every evening rather then fighting traffic to and from my 9-5.<br /><br />The reason? My Mom fell off one of those horses this past weekend and broke her shoulder. On Tuesday she had surgery to put a plate and some screws in there. That woman is scaring me these days. This is the 3rd time she's fallen in as many months and this is the first time she's been seriously hurt. She's a pistol that woman, 54 and running around like a 30-year-old, bless her heart. So I'm here on farm duty until the weekend when my Dad can take over. My boss at work is wonderful, not minding I take off for the week at the drop of the dime. I'm in my email, working from home as much as I can.<br /><br />So I've been feeding the animals, feeding my parents, running on the trails, reading books and surfing the net. I brought my pooch with me, he loves it out here but boy am I missing my routine.<br /><br />I didn't realize how much of my own world I'd created until I was taken out of it. My family is great, but I miss the life I've created for myself. I'm happy about this. Some people go "home" to their parent's and never want to leave. To me, home is MY home. My place. And I love that.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9MmybVjk160/Sd4z6jKij1I/AAAAAAAAAWs/QRg0O4-0fMY/s1600-h/san-diego.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9MmybVjk160/Sd4z6jKij1I/AAAAAAAAAWs/QRg0O4-0fMY/s320/san-diego.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322748890563383122" border="0" /></a>I love that, and with that love comes the want for a challenge. I'm ready to spread my wings even more and really vacate my comfort zone. This feeling has been bubbling for quite a while, and recently a solution has floated to the surface. I thought the answer was taking the step to buy a home because, well, that felt like the logical next step in my life. Then I realized it wasn't. A home would just keep me here. The challenge I really want and need is relocation.<br /><br />I was born and raised in this same town. I didn't go away to college I stayed close to home. I've always stayed close. In my comfort zone. So all aspects came together. I hate the cold, I hibernated this winter. I want to move to the West Coast. San Diego specifically. I've been doing research on location and jobs. The more I learn the more I want it. I'm going to make it happen. It's the change I need. I can leave behind all this past that's been sticking with me and start new. There is no better time for me to do this. I have no obligations and nothing to hold me back. Nothing.<br /><br />With that said I'm itching to get back to my life that is still here. I'm leaving the 'rent's place tomorrow and already have plans to meet some friends for a happy hour party downtown. So excited. My best guy friend is coming too, who...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Side note:</span> did a little late-night confessing to me Saturday night when I went out with the boys. I often go out with the boys and when I do I AM one of the boys. Seriously. No holding back in front of this girl and <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">damn it</span>, I buy rounds too. We dance, we have fun. This time, me and 10 guys. Guys are so refreshing and easy. No drama, it is what it is. They just want to have a good time and that's just what goes down. Beer and shots. Dancing. Then pizza at the end of the night. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Hella</span> good time.<br /><br />My best guy friend and I have been friends since middle school and we've been there through many boyfriends and girlfriends. He's The <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Ex's</span> cousin for goodness sake. But we've remained great friends. We have a pact that if neither of us are married by 35, we'll marry each other. This has always been sort of a joke to me, but he confessed on Saturday night just how much it's not a joke to him. He basically wanted confirmation that should the time come, I would not say that I only thought of him as a friend and nothing else because he was counting on me. Pretty sure that was his way of discovering if right now, I only thought of him as a friend. Of course when he'd asked me I had just chased down my second shot of Grey Goose with my Miller Lite and <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">pinkie</span> shook that HELL NO, I would NEVER say that! Ah well. Ignoring that <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">convo</span> and moving right along. So far, so good. He has a girlfriend. He'll be fine. <span style="font-weight: bold;">End Side note.</span><br /><br />OH, and let me mention that Monday night as I'm packing up my car at 10pm to head to my parent's, who FLEW by? The freaking orange car! <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">WTMF</span> (what the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">mothafuck</span>)?! The adult crush should have successfully moved this past Friday. NO reason to be cruising past my apartment at that hour. I was sort of saying goodbye to a male friend (nope, not getting into that now), so I'm sure he saw. I'm sure he did. What I'm not sure of, is WHY he was there. But what I do know, is that it BETTER not have been to check on me.<br /><br />Okay, so I realize I've rambled in all directions. My apologies. Sometimes my brain just jumps from topic to topic and sometimes it feels good to roll with it. This is reality, and sometimes I just can't wrap my posts up and tie them with a bow. My bad.Picklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01505750759389386831noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4719508244080293550.post-74957888777959673672009-04-08T19:44:00.000-07:002009-04-14T13:59:33.480-07:00Escapism<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9MmybVjk160/Sd1kwlnBIHI/AAAAAAAAAWk/zgtCPSvrIIA/s1600-h/QyGOt5dgom1w5df8tg8LfRVto1_500.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 256px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9MmybVjk160/Sd1kwlnBIHI/AAAAAAAAAWk/zgtCPSvrIIA/s320/QyGOt5dgom1w5df8tg8LfRVto1_500.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322521120514056306" border="0" /></a>I deleted my <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">myspace</span> account the VERY second I saw my <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">ex's</span> new girlfriend (who he denied he was even interested in as he made feeble attempts to get back with me), posted a picture of them two on her page. Her page wasn't private and I know myself. Me, being the emotional masochist that I am, would check back for new, updated, cute pictures of the happy couple and make myself feel like shit. This was back in November. I did not even think twice. Delete account. Delete. Confirm, delete. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Myspace</span> makes it so freaking hard to delete your account it's ridiculous. You need a secret code AND handshake before they'll let you out the door. Well this girl followed through.<br /><br />I kept my <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">facebook</span> account because I had different circles of friends on there and those I was worried would possibly allow me to catch a glimpse of something I wouldn't want to see, weren't on there. Until now. God knows you can't eat a sandwich while logged in without facebook alerting every friend you have.<br /><br />Now, everyone and their great uncle are joining <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">facebook</span> and I'm not liking it. I'm getting worried. It was just now, today, that on my lovely 3-year stretch of ex-free, unblemished homepage was broken when a new friend of mine, a new joiner of <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">facebook</span>, posted a collection of pictures that included The Ex's latest trip to Vegas with the girlfriend. Now going on 5 months. Of course I looked. More than once. God fucking <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">damnit</span>. I don't want to delete my <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">facebook</span> account, but I'm thinking I may have to. If I want to live a semi-normal life. I thought about just deleting those specific friends, or not accepting their friendship when they requested. But I just couldn't, even though I knew what doors it would force open.<br /><br />I'd say, how do guys get over things so quickly? Except it's been 3 years this July since we broke up. I'm just a fucking ridiculous retard.<br /><br />Don't get me wrong, I haven't been pining for him daily for the past 3 years. But God, I'm not taking trips with guys and this is his second girlfriend since me that he's been this serious with. I'm pathetic. This is not news.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9MmybVjk160/Sd41JhCtDVI/AAAAAAAAAW8/aW8fy6G97eo/s1600-h/futureme.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 261px; height: 238px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9MmybVjk160/Sd41JhCtDVI/AAAAAAAAAW8/aW8fy6G97eo/s320/futureme.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322750247203310930" border="0" /></a>In other, totally <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">unrelated</span> news, if you have yet to check out <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">futureme</span>.org, you should do it. It's a very cool site where you can write an email to yourself that will be sent to you in the future. I did this, apparently exactly one year ago today because I got an email from past me today. Past me made present me cry. I highly recommend giving it a shot and then forgetting that you did. Check out mine.<br /><br />Subject line: Eternally Hopeful.<br /><br />Dear <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">FutureMe</span>,<br /><br />Hey girl. So I hope this email finds you well...also, I hope you completely forgot that you wrote it and it catches you by total and utter surprise.<br /><br />I guess what I'm feeling for you right now is a lot of hope. I know that I, present day you, am the one who needs to make the moves in order for you (future you), to have accomplished all that I hope for you, so I just hope that I freaking do it! Before I get carried away, let me be more specific about what exactly I'm hopeful for.<br /><br />I am hopeful for you. And just you. Not anyone in your life, but you. I hope you stopped coasting and are doing something that is challenging you. I hope you're happy doing it, but more so, I hope you're learning, advancing in your career. I hope you've scratched some more things off of that list of things to do by the time you're 30 cause girl, you're seriously close now! I hope that whatever is going on with Josh has been figured out, be it good or bad, and you've either moved forward together or moved on. I don't care if you're single or not. You're fabulous either way and it does not matter. I'm sure that if you are single that you're happy that way. If you're not single, I hope you've learned how to keep yourself in tact while being a part of a couple. It's rough for you, I know that. Just don't forget how important you and what you want are. I hope you've gotten over some of the hurt and betrayal that's been sticking with you the past couple years and trusting isn't so difficult for you.<br /><br />I hope Otis is happy and doing well! He loves you, you are his world, you know? I hope you're happy with you're living situation! I would love it if you'd bought a house but understand if you haven't yet. You've done some great things in regard to housekeeping your finances but you're not ideal just yet. I hope you've been able to keep saving though! I hope the Cruiser is still running well for you :) I hope you've tried some new things and hopefully been able to take a vacation. At least one. I hope you have realized that you are blessed and you are pretty....I can't say beautiful, but you are definitely pretty. I hope you've been able to see yourself that way.<br /><br />Wow, so I realize that's a lot to expect! I just want the best for you. I hope I haven't let you down. All in all I want happiness for you. I hope your days of hurting are over and you won't have to experience that again. Good luck <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">girly</span>!!!<br /><br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">xoxoxo</span>, love you,<br />Past MePicklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01505750759389386831noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4719508244080293550.post-77923381334101482232009-04-01T15:51:00.000-07:002009-04-01T16:19:02.196-07:00Morning mayhem<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9MmybVjk160/SdP2YcEb0hI/AAAAAAAAAWc/F1mNGjKSGis/s1600-h/Inez_Vinnodh_decades_06.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 251px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9MmybVjk160/SdP2YcEb0hI/AAAAAAAAAWc/F1mNGjKSGis/s320/Inez_Vinnodh_decades_06.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5319866484566774290" border="0" /></a><br />DISCLAIMER: if you are eating right now--stop reading. If you have a weak stomach--stop reading. This is not going to be pretty.<br /><br />You can count on your day being a rocky one when it starts like this:<br /><br />You're in your bathroom doing your morning routine--brushing your teeth, putting on make up, the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">ushz</span>. It's not one of those mornings you have <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">GMA</span> on in the background, not even your <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Internet</span> radio. It's basically quite in your one bedroom apartment. Until you hear a sound out of the ordinary. You know the sound of the dog drinking, the dog eating, the cat in the <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">litter box</span>, the cat running around like a maniac, etc. All things that normally go down in the morning. This sound is none of the above. <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Curiosity</span> gets the best of you, and you walk down the hallway, through the living room and before you make the turn into the kitchen you discover the source. The dog. The dog you kiss every morning on the mouth, eating a pile of cat poo your cat was nice enough to leave OUTSIDE of the <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">litter box</span> (his little announcement that the box is a wee bit too full for his liking).<br /><br />Completely grossed out you yell his name, and "NO!" The dog, not used to being yelled at, startles, spitting out a piece of half eaten poo while continuing to chew and swallow what he managed to keep intact. Gag reflux commence. You reach for some paper towels and pick up the remnants, all the while gagging as the dog continues to lick his chops, snort and snarl (he's a slobbery, wrinkly <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">shar</span>-<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">pei</span>, he can't help it). For the remainder of the morning, you cannot look at him without gagging, let alone, even think of kissing him ever again. Ugh.<br /><br />Ah yes, that indeed is how my glamorous day began. All I can say about the rest of the day is that it didn't get worse. Can't say it got any better though. The highlight? Chipotle for lunch. A girls' gotta do what a girls' gotta do.Picklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01505750759389386831noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4719508244080293550.post-68611264880222062342009-03-31T07:23:00.000-07:002009-04-01T12:48:30.170-07:00FBL<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9MmybVjk160/SdKIcfFK7sI/AAAAAAAAAUo/qIpy-gv_Ifk/s1600-h/aOFNtGJX9lqm6f2ekF2JZhJWo1_500.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 236px; height: 181px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9MmybVjk160/SdKIcfFK7sI/AAAAAAAAAUo/qIpy-gv_Ifk/s320/aOFNtGJX9lqm6f2ekF2JZhJWo1_500.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5319464132838878914" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">(Future Boyfriend List)</span><br /><ol style="text-align: left;"><li>Must be able to make me laugh.<br /></li><li>Passionate about something/has some drive.<br /></li><li>Good job/career.<br /></li><li>Low key/easy going but still knows how to have fun.<br /></li><li>Likes to do stuff/make plans (or goes along with my plans).</li><li>Adventurous.</li><li>Has a little edge (reformed bad boys welcome)</li><li>People person - I can bring him out with my friends/fam and not worry about him.<br /></li></ol>Is that asking for too much? Hell to the no.Picklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01505750759389386831noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4719508244080293550.post-57628971970565506112009-03-29T18:46:00.000-07:002009-04-01T12:48:48.109-07:00A**hole factor<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9MmybVjk160/SdKKHqzGXmI/AAAAAAAAAUw/GgDjEKt-riw/s1600-h/2008_my_best_friends_girl_001.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9MmybVjk160/SdKKHqzGXmI/AAAAAAAAAUw/GgDjEKt-riw/s320/2008_my_best_friends_girl_001.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5319465974230310498" border="0" /></a><br /><p>A conclusion has been made, and only after two hours of conversation with my closest friend, (aka my soul twin). Together we pushed, pulled, and trudged through our twisted psyches and a verdict was reached alas. Considering I've been dating for fifteen plus years, two hours ain't half bad. It is not uncommon that as her and I talk things out, one or both of us experience some sort of revelation. In fact, rarely does this fail to occur. Last night definite headway was made. It's like free therapy. Seriously.<br /></p><p>The precursor to the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">convo</span> was a toxic ex trying to claw his way back into my friend's life, (for the fourth time), and her illogical contemplation of it. Also, my simultaneous developing revelations that begged to be shared with a kindred spirit.</p><p>It hit me one day while driving, (as thoughts usually do), that I have never been in a relationship with a guy who treated me well. I've dated guys who have treated me well for periods of time, sure. Done nice things for me, yes. But I never kept these guys around for long. I jokingly refer to it as my three month itch. No matter how much I may be into someone in the beginning, how I feel after three months is the ultimate test. The make or break. The ones that make it, the ones I really get involved with, have been the ones who ultimately treated me badly. So I got to thinking about why this is. Why have I never been with someone who was good to me? Consistently good to me. Well, it hasn't happened by chance.<br /></p><p>I realized that I've never <span style="font-style: italic;">allowed </span>myself to be in a relationship where a man treated me well. I have let these men treat me poorly; welcomed it and went back countless times for more. Assholes don't just find me, I find them. Everyone meets them. The assholes. Most people discard them. Me? Well, I welcome them, allow them to pull up a chair, make themselves at home, and stay for a bit. In some cases, years. This may not be a conscious choice, but it is still a choice that I myself make. I'm not unlucky while the other girls are lucky to meet the guys that treat them well. I meet the nice guys too I just send them packing for some reason. Usually the reason is that something is missing, there's no connection, or there's not enough physical attraction. What's actually missing? <span style="font-weight: bold;">The asshole factor</span>.<br /></p><p>I know what you're thinking, we're those girls who like assholes. It's not that cut and dry and it's not something we enjoy. It is so much more then that. Let me attempt to explain.<br /></p><p>I'm sure you've heard the saying, <span style="font-style: italic;">"True love is the soul's recognition of it's counterpart in another"</span> (I'm not talking love in all cases but you get the idea). Well that's just what we're dealing with. We recognize in them something that is also in us. We're assholes. Oh yes, we ourselves are proud owners of the asshole factor. We fuck up. A lot. We hurt people, we do things wrong. Some people are straight and narrow, we are not. Some people make normal mistakes, we make epic ones. We have a past speckled with indiscretions and the threat of more in the future, (though I think I'm growing out of it). I refer back to the quote I entered in a post just days ago, and am surprised I didn't realize it then:</p><p style="font-style: italic;">"I pair up with these male versions of myself so that I don't have to acknowledge my own fear of making a serious commitment."</p><p>So while we're with these guys who wear their asshole status on their sleeves, we feel safe. Yes, it's twisted I agree. The one thing we can count on is that they will mess up. They will hurt us. Then, when we do the same, we won't feel as badly. But the nice guy? The good guy who treats us well? Oh God if we were to hurt him, we couldn't live with ourselves. We don't want to hurt them. We're still assholes and they deserve nice girls.<br /></p><p>Armed with this recognition of myself and my part in this matter, I feel so much better. Admitting is the first step, right? Knowing is half the battle, is it not? I realize that the reason guys treat me badly is directly related to my choices (poor as they may be). I have control. I have the power to change this. I may have been saying I want a nice guy, but I don't. Even though I say I'm sick of guys, and wonder why I can't just find a guy like "this" or a guy like "that," I'm making my bed. Voluntarily, though not incredibly consciously (until now). It is valid, I'm sick of guys but what I'm sick of is guys with the asshole factor. I need to check myself.<br /></p><p>I had mentioned that I'm raising my standards, and I am. All of these factors are in conjunction with one another and all of them will work together to help me grow out of this stage of my life with guys and be happy, <span style="font-style: italic;">with </span>someone. Because until the asshole factor within myself dies, I won't be ready to take on the nice guy. Here's hoping it jumps off a cliff some time soon.</p>Picklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01505750759389386831noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4719508244080293550.post-91349089624153435522009-03-28T13:34:00.000-07:002009-04-01T12:50:49.573-07:00Weekend pleasantries<div style="text-align: left;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9MmybVjk160/Sc6LEuacIII/AAAAAAAAAUg/4CzpIomS5kg/s1600-h/257111914373.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 233px; height: 188px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9MmybVjk160/Sc6LEuacIII/AAAAAAAAAUg/4CzpIomS5kg/s320/257111914373.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5318341123265798274" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span>I mentioned once before that I've recently found fun in the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">un</span>-fun and today is no different. Despite the dreary weather, I've been having a lovely Saturday and plan to have an even better Saturday night...maybe even get into a little trouble. I'm just <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">sayin</span>'...<br /></div><br />I went to get my nails done today. It's been so long since I've done that. I get that the economy is in the crapper and now is the time I should be cutting out this type of frivolous spending but that $30 has made me feel fabulous. I'm a nail-biter and try as I might, I can't get these stubs to grow before they're attacked. It wasn't until Thursday at work when a co-worker told me he was surprised I didn't have long nails; that I look like the type that would have longer nails. My other co-worker (and friend so it's okay) chimed in with, "Yea, not mechanic hands." Well that sealed the deal. Time to visit the salon. It's the end of winter, hands are dry, cuticles disgusting, it was warranted.<br /><br />I then went to the grocery store and stocked up on lots of healthy, fresh foods. Salmon <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">filets</span>, fruits, veggies, and the yummy avocado you see pictured (aka my addiction).<br /><br />So despite the rain I'm going to take the pup for a walk before putting in a load of laundry, drinking some tea, and then scanning my closet for tonight's outfit. I have two new tops that have yet to be worn out so it shouldn't be tough. Tonight the plan is simply to go out with a girlfriend, maybe two or three. I'm feeling good about it.<br /><br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Netflix</span> movie of the week is <span style="font-style: italic;">Secret Life of Bees</span> so I plan on spending my Sunday relaxing and watching that.<br /><br />All of the above may sound incredibly lame and boring but they bring this girl pure bliss. It's the little things.<br /><br />p.s. I'm consciously choosing to not mention the negative things that continue to try to jump into the forefront of my brain while I continue to push them to the back:<br /><br />-I would have love to do/have done all of the above things <span style="font-style: italic;">with </span>someone. I am slightly lonely and ready for a plus one.<br /><br />-Yesterday was The <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Ex's</span> sister's wedding. I wasn't there. She was (and I'm not referring to his sister). The reception was right across the street from where I live.<br /><br />-I'm pretty sure the adult crush has got to be moving out this weekend. He said he needed to be out by the 31st (Tues). I haven't heard from him and refuse to call him but can't stop thinking about the fact that this could be it.<br /><br />p.p.s (I never know if it's supposed to be p.p.s or p.s.s) I did not and will not be calling the fireman to "explain" myself. I thought about it. There's nothing I hate more than someone having an incorrect view regarding me. Although I'm not interested in him, I did not however say that he didn't try hard enough. Everyone around us (his friends and mine) go on record having said that and for some reason it was put into my mouth. Insert bad guy. Moi. But, I decided that letting it go would serve me much better. For one, the more I think about it the more pissed I am that he thinks I actually owe him an explanation, and two, calling him and discussing it would force me to have to be honest, therefore only fanning the he-said she-said fire. Subject closed.Picklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01505750759389386831noreply@blogger.com2